I went out with some good friends last weekend. They’re all married or in relationships, and they all have at least one child.

One said to me, “So, is anything happening on the relationship front?”

Me (truthfully): “Yes, I’ve been dating married men for the last 6 months and have had some of the most amazing sex of my entire life. I’ve been bought gifts, given cash, spoiled rotten, eaten fine food, drank good wine, and stayed in some of the best hotels in the city. And the best thing is, in the morning we can return to our own homes and our own lives, with a smile on our faces and look forward to the next time.”

Me (keeping it all in the best possible taste): “No, nothing at all.”